Drinkin Tea Savin Bees

intercal:

I’m so mentally stable you can park a horse in my brain

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mylittleredgirl:

scifiisforgirlsgaystheys:

RIP Carrie Fisher you would’ve loved sticking it to the man during the actors’ strike

op: #carrie up in heaven being like🖕🖕🖕🖕#“fuck them up kids!’’

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catchymemes:

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steveyockey:

ALT

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tartrazeen:

bearie:

cut my life in Two pieces i share it with a friend :) 

Friend affection Friend meeting :) share a chair when there’s not enough seating

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spooksier:

spooksier:

miguel o'hara is such a good antagonist because like. he isn’t cool or suave. he isn’t sexy (on purpose). he isn’t calculating. he constantly gets dunked on by teenagers. he hates every person he PERSONALLY INVITED to work with him. he’s literally just mad as hell and thinks killing a 15 year old will fix him.

i feel i must explain my point about him not being sexy. because yes, the man is built like a brick shithouse and he sounds like oscar isaac. of course he’s hot. and yet he is not sexy because at his core miguel o’hara was meant to run a moderately popular panera bread like the goddamn navy

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kawaii-pigeon:

spacebingus:

normalbirb:

Fantastic feature guys!

Fix this by turning “show upload progress” off in Account Settings 👍

Gotta love the tumblr time honored tradition of telling each other how to turn off fucking annoying updates 🤝🏽✨

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headdunk:

gothicprep:

my reverse HOA requires you to keep as many tacky lawn decorations on your property as possible

they said the cobblestone leading to the door wasnt gaudy enough. i invite them to look closer and its actually 10,000 garden gnomes

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blankwhiteshield:

lannister sibs

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